I bet now you wish you'd only slept with 100 ladies instead of 101. Is that how you get your freak on? Bill and Dale Gribble are two reactionary peas in a pod. He is the Hills' overweight, divorced, and clinically depressed neighbor, voiced by Stephen Root and named for series producer Jim Dauterive. LUANNE: Mr. Boomhauer had grown-up sex with the ice cream lady, and now he's dumped her. Didn't go so well, he's a cuddler, so I had to go pick him up.”, “That makes a whole lot of sense….A whole lot of nonsense!”, “Dad, I'm confused. Bill is so clueless about relating to women that he goes as far as faking an injury to earn the attention of a woman who starts running in the alley behind his house. She's a nerd for horror, obscure memes, weird history, graphic novels, and binge-worthy science fiction series. Some might say Bill is too good, and it doesn't take long for him to realize this talent is too good to be true – namely because it's so unhealthy. I really tried to keep my distance from him professionally. ALICIA: Killed my boyfriend. Root attended the University of Florida, and had performed in New York City prior to being chosen for the role. Because of this, he speaks fluent Cajun French (and Tagalog among others) and plays the accordion skillfully, which surprises him just as much as it does everyone else. Although his friends are often disgusted or frustrated at his stupidity and the number of times he has wrecked their plans, they were devastated when it appeared that he had sacrificed himself to save them when they were stuck on a military target zone, with Hank saying that he was a good friend - sweet, loyal, and brave. She's Mr. Boomhauer's girlfriend.

And tomorrow I'm going to hang outside at a ladies' prison, and the first thing those lady cons are going to see after twenty years is me.

You want to die alone? When assigned tasks to get his house ready for a family reunion after Nancy and Peggy are assigned the bathroom both are horrified and desperately try to change assignments. BILL: What wounds? Nicknamed the "Billdozer", he held Arlen High's career touchdown record until a young athlete named Ricky Suggs broke it years later. Professional Field That don't even matter though trying to pay the light bill, light bill, phone bill plus my granny nerve bills, feel like I should be taking them imagine how my nerves feel, I want a new bently my aunty need a kidney, and if I let her pass her children never will forgive me. DALE: The hole you dug in the alley. 1.12 Plastic White Female (season finale), 2.01 How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying, 5.20 Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story, 13.24 To Sirloin With Love (series finale), Order of the Straight Arrow (Scout Troop), https://kingofthehill.fandom.com/wiki/Bill_Dauterive?oldid=52277. Then, when you were standing there shocked that a one-legged man had kicked ya...he'd bite ya!”, “Get away from my wife or next time I'll aim for the mannequin and hit you.”, “I don't have an anger problem, I have an, “I don't mean to sound racist, but this by far is the best selection of beans I have ever seen. He wears a white tank top, blue jeans and brown boots. Do It Yourself Legal | Kahn has distracted Hank in front of the membership chairman. Where's her ass supposed to go? Belonging is what matters most to Bill, and he will go to great lengths to fit in. His bathroom is described as disgusting; when asked if they would rather endure a dangerous and painful stunt (ex. Some might say Bill is too good, and it doesn't take long for him to realize this talent is too good to be true – namely because it's so unhealthy. Trouble came-a-knockin' and Bobby Hill's foot answered the door.”, “Enough!

When Bill was younger, he was a muscular, confident, lady-killing athlete with long flowing, frizzy hair in his youth. Related Topics. However, she soon fires him out of feelings of guilt for taking advantage of his low self-esteem. Quick as lightning Wild Bill pulled his revolver. LUANNE: She's not coming back, honey.

He occasionally gets dragged into Dale's crazy schemes, and often is the one who accidentally ruins them. PEGGY: Why can't Boomhauer date someone smart for once? We have been through a period where we see power leaching away from Washington. I hope you live forever. King Of The Hill Bill Dauterive Quotes Gilbert Dauterive King Of The Hill Wiki Fandom. When he and Boomhauer get their hands on a deep fryer, they batter and then dip everything in sight into a boiling vat of oil.

Bill drives a Marine Blue 1987 Ford Escort with an "Army" bumper sticker on the back. That's fine too. A cool single guy, and a cool married guy.

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